Archive for March, 2008

Lacking Intelligence

March 25, 2008

Dear Atheist Bob,

How could intelligence come from nothing, without something else creating it?

Love,

Jenna CK

Dear Jenna,

Ironically, I can’t even tell if you’re a believer or an atheist. If you’re a believer, your question means “How could atheists believe humans exist without God?” If you’re an atheist, your question means “How could God not have a creator if everything has to have a creator?” Do you see the problem?

Your font is annoying.

Atheist Bob

Facebook Religion

March 25, 2008

Dear Atheist Bob,

I just got a Facebook page, but I don’t know what to put with for my religious views. I don’t just want to put “atheist.” Any advice?

Signed,
Rod

Dear Rod,

If you want a conversation piece, a great answer is “None.”

Atheist Bob

Atheist Bob Is A Goddamned Professional

March 25, 2008

Atheist Bob has returned.

He lives in a grain silo outside Lubbock and sends me his responses by tapping on the wall. He’s like fucking Emily Dickinson. He is truly living the life.  He communicates with the outside world through me. So get out of my face.

Send all questions to Askatheistbob@yahoo.com